Sam's Possible Occupations

Last night, or early this morning, since it WAS 3am, Samuel decided to wake up for a snack & some chitchat...As he lay there talking, I started thinking about all of Sam's possible future jobs, based on his abilites now. He could work for the UN as a translator since I think he can speak Vietnamese...at least it sounds like it. He could be a barber, since he is fascinated with hair & how you can yank it out in various clumps, or he could also be an opthamologist, because he likes to examine your eyes. He would just have to work on his technique, as he mainly likes to poke your eyeballs to see if they are attached to your sockets. Anyway, around 4am, he finally went back to sleep, but I had to wait until my head & eye stopped hurting!!!